Tech Humor

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

Once I went on site to set up a computer for a school. I spend several hours setting up the equipment and configuring all the software and checking the Internet connection. When I left, everything was working perfectly.

The next morning, I got a call from the teacher, saying that the computer wouldn't turn on. Perplexed, I paid another visit. I sat down at the desk and looked at each component: the scanner was on, the monitor was on, the speakers were powered up, but the screen was blank. I looked under the desk, and, sure enough, none of the lights on the face of the computer were lit. I reached down, pushed the main power button, and the computer immediately came to life and booted up normally.

    * Me: "Why didn't you try that?"
    * Customer: "The light on the brain was on...."
She was pointing to the speakers.

 

What’s that?

    * Customer: "I'm having trouble with Internet Exposer."
    * Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
    * Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
    * Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
    * Customer: "Microwave Windows?"

Courtesy of rinkworks.com